Ugh.

Dear Jim Rice,

These people are assholes. I can just see them all sitting around eating some shitty continental breakfast at some outdated hotel chain conspiring to keep you from getting in, all while dropping greasy, lardy croissant crumbs all over their cheap suits.

Next year, Jim. It will happen. Hell, we've waited 14 long years. What's another 365 days?

Hang in there. We, your loyal fans, love you no matter what happens.

Kim