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Barry Bonds is suing Curt Schilling for defamation.

And the Awfulman still sucks! I didn't know that Jose had it in him. I wish he could have applied some of that passion when he played 2nd base for the Red Sox. Jose "automatic out" Offerman moved into an Independent League after major league baseball had had enough. He was also known as "sack of potatoes" by me for his determination to blatantly ignore the fact that a baseball game was actually being played around him. Now this crazy assault business? That Jose sure is a tough one to figure out.

Lastly, Giambi, the fat lizard freak, is getting off pretty easily for taking steroids. How much you wanna bet he's still juicing? He's been all puffed out since last season. This up-down-up-down stuff doesn't fool me.